26 February 2008

The Orkin Man

The Orkin Man came to the house yesterday. He comes every three months. The Orkin Man wears a white hat and carries two pearl-handled revolvers. He runs up and down the whole house, and he shoots every cockroach! He never misses. When he's done, he climbs into his trusty white Orkin Man Van and drives away.


Anonymous said...

There have been no cockroaches to shoot. (Lest any of you get the wrong idea and don't come to visit us!)

Grievance said...

That's true, the Orkin Man hasn't had any actual cockroaches to shoot for a very long time. He still runs all throughout the house, though, for practice.